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Lady Gaga Poker Face Parody Lyrics! Parody Comedy by Stand Up Comedian Sheila-M!




Sheila-M loves doing parody. Here is her parody version of “Lady Gaga’s” famous song entitled “Poker Face” which she performed when she “WON” the “Has SPICE Got Talent Show” at “The Jam House” in Birmingham, England.


Lady Gaga Poker Face Parody Winner At The Jam House, Birmingham


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In this video, we see Sheila-M performing her Lady Gaga Poker Face Parody at one of her Sheila-M Shows in Birmingham.


Lady Gaga Poker Face Parody Performed At A Sheila-M Show In Birmingham.

Lyrics

Note: Sheila-M may change the words and/or the order of words when singing live.

Verse 1

Sometimes I feel I have a poker up my arse,
Until I get high and smoke some “grass”!
Some people think that I am weird,
You should see me in the morning when I wake up with a beard!

Oh wow wow oh no, oh wow wow,
I have to shave, use razor blades!
Oh, oh wow wow wow, oh wow wow,
I might be “bi” but I’m not a guy!

Chorus

This is why, this is why,
I’ve got a poker face,
To be better than the human race!
This is why, this is why,
I never laugh,
For fear my face may break in half!

Verse 2

I like to dress up in very weird clothes,
I met the Queen but my collar broke her nose!
I like to sing and perform lot’s of songs,
But baby it’s not fun unless I’ve got nothing on!

Oh wow wow oh no, oh wow wow,
I like to shock, pretend I’ve a cock!
Oh, oh wow wow wow, oh wow wow,
I like to strip, to show off my bits!

Chorus

This is why, this is why,
I’ve got a poker face,
To be better than the human race!
This is why, this is why,
I never laugh,
For fear my face may break in half!

Verse 3

I will shag you then I’ll bill you,
I will love you then I’ll kill you!
With my muffin I’m not bluffin,
Will you eat my turkey stuffing?

You’ll even like my chicken,
When my sauce begins to thicken!
You may think that I am “lala”,
But hey (or fuck it), I’m Lady Gaga!

People think, people think, that I am freaky!
But I just like a cup of tea!

This is why, this is why,
I’ve got a poker face,
I am a nutcase!

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