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What Are You Doing Richard? an Hilarious Moment! Off the Cuff Improv Comedy!



You know what I mean when I talk about those natural, unplanned moments in life which are simply hilarious. This short video clip captures one of those hilarious moments whilst I start to perform a song on stage. Take a look at this “off the cuff”, improv comedy moment.


What Are You Doing Richard? Funny Moments On Stage! Off The Cuff Improv Comedy!


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What Are You Doing Richard? An Hilarious Moment! Off The Cuff Improv Comedy! – Audio Transcription

Sheila: Ok! I’m gonna give this one a lash, this is another, er new one. And, and I tink it’s a very, er beautiful song. A song called Heaven by Brian Adams. And, yeah, I think it’s really nice. I’m gonna do the Sammy Version of it, DJ (as Sheila-M motions with her hands) huh. No, not like that! Err, so yeah, I’m donna give it a lash! Right away folks, just so you know, the more you drink, the better I get!

Audience: Lots of laughs.

Sheila: Oh dear, maybe I should wait til later on tonight to do this song! ok! Ohh, thinking about our younger years. There was only you and me. We were, what are you doing Richard?

Audience: Lots and lots of laughs!

Sheila: Laugh! What, are you doing?

Audience: Lots and lots and lots of laughs!

Sheila: Err, laughs and stumbles over her words.

Audience: Continues laughing!

Sheila: Look! If you want to shag me, will you at least wait til the break (looking at her wrist watch)! Fecking ell (laughing and strumming guitar)!

Audience: Lots of laughs!

What Richard Did!

So, what do you think Richard was doing? Well, I suppose I have to tell you now you’ve watched the video!

Just before I started to sing, I had dropped some music sheets on the floor. Well, Richard the cameraman decided to do something about it. He waited until I started to sing, assuming that as I was professional, which I am of course, I would continue to sing. Well, he was wrong! I cannot resist a funny moment. Richard went down below the camera level, crouching on both feet and waddled across the floor to put the music sheets back on the stand below me. He then waddled back below the camera to carry on his work. He looked a bit like a waddling duck. It was so funny! And he did it without being seen in the camera!

Keith Getting Ready to Dance on Stage Minus a Bunch of Keys!



As part of my Sheila-M show I sometimes get people to come up on stage to participate in a small dance competition. Sometimes it can lead to some funny situations. Take a look at my “off the cuff” stand-up comedy.


Prepare To Dance On Stage Keith Without A Bunch Of Keys! – Stand-Up Comedy Online!


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Keith Getting Ready To Dance On Stage Minus A Bunch Of Keys! – Audio Transcription

Sheila: Ok Keith! Are you ready?

Keith: He prepares to dance by taking a big bunch of keys out of his pocket and drops them on the stage!

Sheila: Fecking hell! What else have you got in your pockets?

Audience: Lots of laughs!

Sheila: What’s up with the bunch of keys!

Sheila: Looks down at the bunch of keys and looks at the audience: How many fecking keys do you need?

Audience: Lots of laughs!

Sheila: No wonder blokes have trousers that hang down to thier arses! It’s the weight of the keys!

Audience: Lots of laughs and Keith smiles and pulls up his trousers!

Sheila: I always wondered why? (audience still laughing)

Psychotherapy Comedy Helpline – Sheila-M Top Stand-Up Comedy Online



Have you ever made a phone call and got one of those answer machine messages? I work as a therapist and went to get some help from the BACP (British Association of Counsellors and Psychotherapists) and got their helpline. I’m sharing the experience of what they said with the audience.


Psychotherapy Comedy Helpline – Sheila-M online stand up comedy uk


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Psychotherapy Helpline – Audio Transcription

Sheila: Hey folks, I did mention earlier on that, yes I do work as a therapist. And err, there was a thing called “The Psychotherapy Helpline”. So I decided to ring it up and I got the answer machine. And it went like this. Hello and welcome to the psychotherapy helpline. If you are an obsessive compulsive, please press 1, repeatedly, at 5 second intervals.

Audience: Laughs.

Sheila: If you are co-dependant, please ask your partner to press 2 for you.

Audience: Laughs.

Sheila: If you are schizophrenic, a little voice inside your head will tell you which number to press.

Audience: Laughs.

Sheila: If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want.

Audience: Laughs.

Sheila: We will trace the call and get back to you.

Audience: Laughs.

Sheila: Was it that scary? I heard you go oh, oh, oh (looking at someone in the audience).

Audience: Laughs.

Sheila: Manic depressives, press all the numbers at once, you may as well, cus no one will answer anyway.

Audience: Laughs.

Sheila: Addictives press hash.

Audience: A few laughs and groans.

Sheila: That’s for you Matt.

Audience: Laughs.

Sheila: Delusionists press star.

Audience: Laughs.

Man In Audience: Press Sober.

Sheila: Sober? Is there a number for it? Maybe on your phone. Phobics don’t press anything!

Audience: A few laughs and groans.

Sheila: And for all of you who are anal retentive, please hold.

Audience: Lots and lots of laughs.

Link to: British Association of Counsellors and Psychotherapists

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